I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
'Best Friend' (via ohlookwhatyouvedone)
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence
I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
“My headcanon is that Emma became a bail bonds person as a form of revenge: she wanted to find Neal and get him sent to jail.”
I can go with that.
It make sense, she punishes guys who lied to their wives and family, just like Neal did with her.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, and ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me!
i get excited to see that my mutuals are online but then i remember theyre young alcoholics who ignore my posts and jack their meat all day